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Postby Thai_ » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:59 am

**Pick Up**

"Hello honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"Hi No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"

**** Brief Pause ****

"Uh, okay then .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it,
Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all
scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about you're Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

******Longer Pause******

Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731??"

haha got this from another forum :lol: :lol:
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Postby [RS] Final_Decapitation » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:58 pm

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