Cooking eggs driving you crazy?

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Cooking eggs driving you crazy?

Postby [RS] Nick_Stone » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:34 pm

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.



"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter.



Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK!



Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind?



Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them.



Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"



The wife stared at him. "What in the hell is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"



The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving."
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Postby [RS] Mad Dogg » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:34 pm

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