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Football Grounds

Postby Thai_ » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:05 pm

There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play

Pitches vary from the well grassed to the completely bald

Remember, it is possible to score at both ends

Tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner

Be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground

Only some grounds offer five a side facilities

Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previously visited

Extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings

If the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner

When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back

Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles

Always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel. Do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnel to the goal mouth and score. That can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground

Personal morals may be compromised by local derbies

It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches

From time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent goalie

Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy

Very few grounds are found with executive boxes

Be wary of grounds with room for coaches

Always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two evenings a week

Pitches with a waterlogged end can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you piss the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead

Players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf

Always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). That said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player
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Postby [RS]Narziss » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:28 pm

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Postby [RS] Final_Decapitation » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:58 pm

:lol: :lol:

nice Thai
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